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  There followed a series of skirmishes. The Aesir, though weaker in numbers, were by far the better tacticians but the Vanir had glamours and runes on their side, and managed to resist them. The Old Man tried to negotiate, promising gold in exchange for the runes, and for a while it almost seemed as if they would come to a peaceful arrangement.

  The Vanir sent an envoy to Asgard to begin discussing terms. She was Gullveig-Heid, the Sorceress, and she was ready to take on the gods for every piece of gold they had. She was a mistress of the Fire; a witch, like all the Vanir; a shapeshifter; a worker in runes; an oracle; a wielder of glam. She frightened them a little, I think, except perhaps for Odin, who watched her show off her powers with increasing amazement and jealousy.

  She came to them as a beautiful woman, clothed from head to foot in gold. Gold was in her unbound hair, and gold were the rings on her fingers and toes. She was the very glow and incarnation of Desire – and when she walked into the room, even Odin wanted her. She showed him the runes of the Elder Script tattooed on the palms of her hands and how she could use them to write his name on a sliver of stone, and then she showed him what else they could do, and promised to teach him – for a price.

  Well, with Gullveig, nothing came free. Greed was in her nature. The price of peace with the Vanir was gold; every scrap the Aesir possessed. Otherwise, said the Sorceress, the Vanir would use their glam – their runes – to raze Asgard to the ground. And then Gullveig changed her Aspect from that of a beautiful woman to that of a grinning, gap-toothed crone, and laughed in their faces, and said to them:

  ‘So which one will it be, boys? The golden girl or the viper-snake? I’m warning you, they both have teeth, and not where you’re expecting them.’

  The Aesir – never subtle – were outraged by this arrogance. That the Vanir should have chosen a woman to deliver their challenge was already insult enough, but her insolence and pride (both qualities I respect and admire) were enough to make Odin and his men lose control of what wits they had. They grabbed hold of Gullveig and threw her into the massive fireplace that burned in Odin’s banquet hall, forgetting that she was a child of the Fire, and couldn’t come to any harm.

  Shifting to Fire Aspect, she laughed and mocked them from the flames and spat and promised retribution. Three times they tried to burn her up before the idiots realized the truth, by which time it was pretty clear that their chance at peace was over.

  And yet the transition from dog to god is only a revolution away, and Odin was just getting started. The more he heard about the runes, the more he wanted them for himself, and the more frustrated he became. Because, as Gullveig had shown them, the runes were so much more than just a means of writing history. They were fragments from Chaos itself, charged with its fire and energy. The very language of Chaos was in those sixteen symbols; and with it, an awesome power.

  Power to change the Worlds; to shape; to build; to rule; to conquer. With runes and the right kind of leadership, the Vanir should have made short work of Odin and his little band of revolutionaries. But they were Chaotic by nature, and had no proper leadership, while the Aesir had Odin as General, whose ruthlessness was almost as great as his cunning.

  For decades the two sides were at war without either one gaining the upper hand; between them they scorched the Middle Worlds and reduced Asgard’s walls to rubble. Gullveig saw the futility of waging war with the Aesir and left, with a handful of renegades, to establish herself in the mountains. She had no intention of ever sharing the runes with Odin and his people and so she went to the Ice Folk, who lived in the far North of Inland, and threw in her lot with them instead.

  The Ice Folk were a savage race, directly descended from Ymir. They hated all the Aesir, who had driven them into the Northlands and stolen their birthright – the new World, built from Ymir’s legacy. They hated the Vanir almost as much, but they respected Chaos, the fire of which ran through their veins, and when they heard Gullveig’s proposal, they accepted it eagerly. Unlike the Aesir they were a matriarchal people and they had no problem accepting a woman’s authority. Gullveig gave them a share in her glam and in exchange they taught her everything they knew about hunting, fishing, weapons, boats and survival in the cheerless North.

  Under Gullveig’s influence, the Ice Folk grew in power and strength. They were many in number, while the Aesir and Vanir were few. They created strongholds in the mountains, with fortresses built into the rock. They carved valleys through the glacier ice and made roads through the mountains.

  Some of them moved from the Northlands into the forest of Ironwood, only a stone’s throw from Ida, the plain above which Asgard stood. They used Gullveig’s runes to shift Aspect, taking the forms of animals – snow wolves, hunting birds – to hunt and spy on their enemies. They preyed on Aesir and Vanir alike, growing in malice every day, until at last the General realized that unless they worked together, both Aesir and Vanir would fall to this new, unexpected threat.

  But, after years of conflict, neither side trusted the other. How could they hope to keep the peace without assurances of faith? Odin’s solution seemed simple.

  ‘We’ll make an exchange,’ he told them. ‘Your people, your expertise for ours. We can learn a great deal from each other if only we cooperate. And if either side betrays the other, they’ll have a handful of hostages to deal with as they see fit.’

  It seemed like a reasonable idea. The Vanir agreed to the exchange. They would give Odin the runes while he would share with them the art of war and provide them with leaders who would teach them the value of order and discipline.

  And so after long discussion, the Vanir accepted to hand over Njörd, the Man of the Sea, with his children, Frey and Freyja. In exchange they got Mimir the Wise, Odin’s uncle, good friend and confidant, and a handsome young man called Honir (nicknamed ‘The Silent’ in the hope that one day he might take the hint), whom Odin had chosen, not for his skills, but precisely because he was the least likely of the Aesir to be missed when the inevitable happened.

  For a while, the arrangement worked. The three guests taught the General the runes – the sixteen letters of the Elder Script. First, they taught him to read and write, ensuring his place in history. Then came the occult side of the runes – their names, their verses, their fingerings. Each of the Vanir had one special rune that governed his or her Aspect; this gave the Vanir their power, and allowed them to direct the runes, each in his own, individual way. And so Odin passed on his new-found skills to the rest of the Aesir, allocating to each of them a rune according to their nature. Thus Odin’s son Thor got Thúris, the Thorny One, rune of strength and protection; Thor’s wife Sif got Ár, rune of plenty and fruitfulness; Týr, Odin’s war chief, was given Týr, the Warrior; Balder the Fair, Odin’s youngest son, had Fé, the golden rune of success; and Odin himself kept two runes: Kaen, Wildfire – more of that later – and Raedo, the Journeyman, a humble rune at first glance, but which gave him access to places where the others never ventured, even to the Lands of the Dead and the borders of Pandaemonium.

  Meanwhile, back in the Vanir camp, Mimir and Honir stalled for time, spying, finding out secrets, whilst giving out false information about Odin, the Aesir and their tactics. Mimir was clever enough in his way, but not enough to win the game. And Honir looked the part all right, but every time he opened his mouth (which he did rather a lot) he confirmed what the Vanir suspected; that there was a lot less to him than met the eye.

  Of course, the idiots bungled it. They should have seen it coming. In those days Odin was far from being the subtle schemer he was to become. But he was ruthless even then; willing to sacrifice his friends to get whatever he wanted. He must have known that by sending them into the enemy camp to spy, he’d practically signed their death warrants. Remember that when you find yourself starting to think the Old Man’s on the side of the angels. Remember how he got where he is. And never turn your back on him unless you’re wearing a metal shirt.

  In the end, the Vanir lost patience. They
started to suspect their new friends. And Honir, never the most discreet, kept letting information slip. Finally, they understood that Odin had had the best of the deal; he’d learnt the secret of the runes without giving anything in return, and left them with a spy and a stooge and a lot of unanswered questions.

  Of course, by then it was too late to review terms. And so the Vanir, in revenge, grabbed Mimir and cut off his head, and sent Honir back with it to Asgard. But the Old Man took the Head and, using his newly acquired skills, preserved it with runes, and made it speak, so that Mimir’s well of knowledge was passed onto the General, and Odin the Ruthless became Odin the Wise, unchallenged and beloved by all – except perhaps by Mimir’s Head, which he kept in a cold spring that led straight down to the River Dream.

  But in the end Odin paid for sacrificing Mimir. The first down-payment was his eye, as part of the spell that kept Mimir alive. The rest, well. More of that later. Suffice it to say at this point: never trust an oracle. And never trust a wise man to do the work of a felon.

  If I’d been in Asgard then, I’d have stolen the runes and kept my head and saved us all a lot of unpleasantness. Wisdom isn’t everything. Survival requires an element of trickery; Chaos; subterfuge. All qualities I possess (if I may say so) in abundance. I would have been in my element spying for the Aesir. I would have taught them a trick or two that even the Vanir didn’t possess. Mimir the Wise wasn’t wise enough. Honir ‘The Silent’ should have kept shtum. And Odin should have known from the first that perfect Order does not bend; it simply stands until it breaks, which is why it rarely survives for any meaningful length of time. The General didn’t know it then, but what he needed was a friend; a friend whose morals were flexible enough to handle the moral low ground while Odin lorded it on high, keeping Order, untouchable . . .

  Basically, he needed me.

  LESSON 3

  Blood and Water

  Never trust a relative.

  Lokabrenna

  NOW I’M NOT CLAIMING Odin made the Worlds. Even Odin doesn’t say that. The Worlds have ended and been rebuilt so many times that no one knows how they came about. But Odin certainly shaped them. To the Folk of the Middle Worlds, that kind of power meant godhood, and with Asgard and the runes on his side, the Old Man was unstoppable. From the shores of the One Sea to the banks of the river Dream, everything was under his command, and his rivals – the Rock Folk, the unruly Ice Folk – were, if not entirely subdued, at least obliged to watch his triumphant ascent in sullen, angry silence.

  But with power comes responsibility. And with responsibility comes fear. And with fear, comes violence. And with violence comes Chaos . . .

  This is where Yours Truly comes in. Time to pay attention. Till then I’d existed in Chaos, of course, in the world of Pandaemonium. Chaos, the pure; Chaos, the wild; Chaos, the unpolluted. Ruled by Disorder in its primary Aspect in the form of Lord Surt, the Destroyer; Father of glam; Master of Change; the original wellspring of the Fire. The Vanir were only bastard Firefolk, living off the scraps of glam that fell from Lord Surt’s table. But I was Wildfire incarnate; a true son of Chaos; happy and free.

  Well, maybe not entirely free. Or even entirely happy. Lord Surt was a jealous master; pitiless; all-consuming. There was no reasoning with Surt; he was, by nature, unreasonable. You might as well try reasoning with an erupting volcano, or a thunderstorm, or the pox. And we were formless, innocent, hostile to everything that lay beyond the borders of our world, and that was how Surt meant us to stay; perfect Chaos, unfettered by form, blissfully free of all the rules of god, mankind or physics.

  I, on the other hand, was perverse. It was, after all, my nature. And I was curious to know more about the other Worlds that lay beyond our boundaries; Worlds in which Order and Chaos met and sometimes co-existed; where creatures kept to the same shape, and lived and died without tasting the Fire.

  Of course I’d already heard of the gods. The warring parties – well, most of them – had put aside their differences, and the survivors of that war – twenty-four Aesir and Vanir in all – were living together in Asgard. It wasn’t an easy alliance. Some of the Vanir had refused to accept Odin as their General, and had broken away to join forces with Gullveig in the Northlands. Others allied themselves with the Rock Folk, some buried themselves in World Below, some fled to the forests of Inland and hid away in animal form. Thus were the old runes scattered and lost; divided between our enemies, bastardized and gone to seed like grain reverting to wild stock.

  Of course, in time this bastardization had its effects in Chaos. Runes have their primal source in the Fire, and every time Aesir or Vanir used a piece of their stolen glam, every time they shifted Aspect or cast a rune at an enemy, every time they dipped a toe into the river Dream, or wrote down a story, or even carved their name into the trunk of a fallen tree, Chaos shivered in outrage and I grew increasingly curious. Who were these people, whose influence I could feel across the Worlds? How was it that I could sense them, and did they even know I was there?

  Meanwhile, in Asgard, the twenty-four remained in a citadel blasted by war; torn by petty rivalries; arguing incessantly; easy targets for anyone who fancied trying for godhood. I saw them mostly through their dreams, which were small and unimaginative but which nevertheless gave me food for thought. Perhaps even then a part of me knew how badly they needed a friend, and how much I could help them, if only they could put aside their puny little prejudices.

  In those days the General liked to travel in Journeyman Aspect throughout the Worlds. His blind eye, sacrificed to the runes, saw much further than his living one ever had, and he was obsessed with exploration and the pursuit of knowledge. He was a great traveller in Dream – that river that skirts our borders, flowing alongside Death itself, dividing this world from the next – and he would often watch our realm from the far side of the river, muttering cantrips to himself and squinting through his blind eye.

  He didn’t look all that impressive back then – a tall man in his fifties, with unruly grey hair and an eyepatch. But even then I sensed that he was something out of the ordinary. For a start, he had glam – that primal fire stolen from Chaos, which the Folk later came to call magic and to fear with a superstitious awe. I could see it in the colours swirling all around him and by the signature he left, as unique as a fingerprint; a broad blaze of kingfisher-blue across the bleakness of rocks and snow. I’d seen that signature in dreams that were bigger and brighter than the rest and now I could almost hear him, too; his soft and coaxing voice; his words:

  Loki, son of Laufey.

  Son of Farbauti – Wildfire—

  We didn’t have much need for names back in Pandaemonium. Of course I had them – everything does – but back then they had no power over me. As for my family, such as it was – well, demons have no family. My father was a lightning-strike and my mother was a pile of dry twigs (no that’s not a metaphor), which, to be fair to Yours Truly, made for pretty poor parenting.

  In any case, Wildfire is hard to control: volatile; unpredictable. I’m not making excuses or anything, but it’s in my nature to be troublesome. Surt should have known it; Odin, too. Both got what was coming to them.

  Leaving Chaos was strictly forbidden, of course, but I was young and curious. I’d seen the man so many times staring into our domain, watching us from Dream and beyond, working his primitive glamours. To be frank, I felt almost sorry for him; as a man sitting by a roaring fire might feel for the beggar sitting outside, trying to warm his hands with a match. But this beggar had a noble look, for all his rags and shivering. It was a look that told me that, sooner or later, he meant to be king. I rather admired his arrogance; I wondered how he would do it. And so, that day, for the first time, in defiance of Surt and of all the laws of Chaos, I left my fiery Aspect and ventured out into World Above.

  For a moment I was disoriented. Too many sensations, all of them new, enveloped my new Aspect. I could see colours; I could smell sulphur; I could feel the snow in the air and see the f
ace of the man before me, cloaked in glam from head to foot. I could have chosen any form: that of an animal, or a bird, or just a simple trail of fire. But, as it happened, I’d assumed the form with which you may be familiar; that of a young man with red hair and a certain je ne sais quoi.

  The man stared at me in amazement (and, dare I say, admiration). I knew that behind my human disguise he knew me for a child of the Fire. A demon, if you prefer the term; although to be honest, the difference between god and demon is really only a matter of perspective.

  ‘Are you real?’ he said at last.

  Well, of course, that’s a relative term. Everything’s real on some level, you know, even (maybe especially) dreams. But I wasn’t used to speaking aloud. In Chaos, such things are un necessary. Nor had I been expecting the sheer impact of physicality; the sounds (the wind; the crunch of the snow; the thumping of a snow hare on the side of a nearby hill); the sights; the colours; the cold; the fear . . .

  Fear? Yes, I suppose it was fear. It was my first real emotion. Chaos in its purest form is free of all emotion, working on instinct, and instinct alone. Pure Chaos is without thought. That’s why it only ever takes shape when in the face of the enemy, taking its form from the enemy’s thoughts; its substance from his deepest fears.

  Still, it was an intriguing experience – if somewhat claustrophobic – to keep to a single physical form, constrained by its limitations; feeling the cold, half-blind with the light, assailed by all those sensations.

  I flexed my limbs experimentally, tried the speaking-aloud thing. It worked. Still, with hindsight, I can’t help thinking that if I’d really wanted to try and blend in, I should have thought myself up some clothes.

  I shivered. ‘Gog and Magog, it’s cold. Seriously, are you trying to tell me that you people choose to live out here?’